Worst. Halloween. Ever.
Every year I anticipate gaining a few from the amount of candy I will consume, but nope, not this year. My treat? Well, I have a mini kit-kat bar which I guess will have to suffice….
When my Ma suggests that I watch this new show:
In the first 30 seconds a college girl out for a jog is eaten by something. Next five minutes something pops up in a window. Ten minutes after that two people are attacked by something in the night. Yeah Ma, what a show. Thanks so much. I won’t sleep for a week.
I really jinxed myself with the last post. There are certain things I hate about Halloween.
I will be surfing the tv soon....
So I better not come across a scary movie for more than a fraction of a second or else this is what will happen:
Doing homework for the first time and the teacher... →
There I was again tonight, forcing laughter faking smiles, same old tired lonely place. Walls of insincerity, shifting eyes and vacancy….
Oh mirror in the sky, what is love? Can the child within my heart rise above? Can I sail through the changing ocean tides? Can I handle the seasons of my life? But time makes you bolder children get older, and I’m getting older too.
I hate when people stare at me
Bitch, do I owe you something? Can I help you? Like when you have to leave your class to use the bathroom. Even the teacher “loses her place” because my going to the restroom was like having a helicopter land in the room. What’s worse is when you come back. Like they are expecting a status update or something. “Don’t worry, it was only number one and...
I have accepted the fact....
That I am a mature college student now (kinda) and that I won’t be dressing up or trick-or-treating this year and I guess I assumed that every other kid on campus would see that too. We all know what happens when you assume…. I have definitely seen some weird costumes today but I think I was most alarmed when a chick who looked to be the victim of a car jacking or foreplay gone...
My first year away from home in college and I won’t be trick-or-treating. My public reaction: What I’m really feeling: Except take away the giant candy bar from above considering I won’t be getting any candy. No really, I’m fine, these are tears of joy….
Is when you see that boy who is dancing his way down the halls because he is totally lost in the music that is pumping through his headphones. All I can think is, damn, he’s got them moves like Jagger. And I’m instantly jealous.
winchestiel: “There is a voice inside of you That whispers all day long, ‘I feel that this is right for me, I know that this is wrong.’ No preacher, teacher, parent, friend Or wise man can decide What’s right for you- just listen to The voice that speaks inside.”
Listen To The Musn'ts
thirdplacewinner: Listen to the MUSN’TS, child, Listen to the DON’TS Listen to the SHOULDN’TS The IMPOSSIBLES, the WON’TS Listen to the NEVER HAVES Then listen close to me - Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be. - Shel Silverstein
Finding a Halloween Costume:
Wake up with a renewed sense of purpose thinking, “today I will find the perfect costume” So I run to the computer to start looking for ideas…. Searching Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, an indian…. Decide to wear the Lady Gaga meat dress…. Everyone tells me that’s a terrible idea…. Telling them I was totally kidding and we all have a laugh…. ...
NO idea what to be for Halloween….I have like two days to figure it out for a Halloween party and I’m drawing a blank. Frustrated.
my-tumblr-is-this asked: Hey Hails guess whoo <3
“Tell me what you want to hear Something that’ll light those years Sick of all the insincere I’m gonna give all my secrets awayone”
If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the...– Hahaha oh David Sedaris
Starkid 30 Day Challenge: Day 9